problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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