Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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