Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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