I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
