goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
