im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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