from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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