Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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