My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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