is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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