I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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