So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize
