u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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