I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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