The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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