God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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