Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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