Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.