I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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