please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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