Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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