so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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