Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I AM VODKA MAN
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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