she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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