Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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