she was so not down for the gang bang
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
they need to just BURY HIM!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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