you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
50% drunk capacity currently
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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