she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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