R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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