Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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