im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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