Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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