their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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