are you still at the devil's house?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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