is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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