Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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