Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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