White coat. Heels.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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