He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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