We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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