she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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