I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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