do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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