How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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