i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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