Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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