I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I didn't notice because vodka
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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