is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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