Porn is love you can see.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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