Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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