hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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