I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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