Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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