Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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