The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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