why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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