Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i need some magic done to my vagina
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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