This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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